Avoid @JohnIsner at all costs: “no words can describe how mad i am right now”

@k_skupski on the missing Rory McIlroy: “Where is Rory???? #rydercup”

@vika7 being all mysterious: “There some conversations u never want to end”

No Hugh for @judmoo: “Been in Notting Hill for an hour now. No sign of Hugh. I feel robbed.”

Oh yeah totally @serenawilliams, totally….: “Am I the only person that gets annoyed when someone texts me everyday?? Text/ bbm Everyday when we r not BFF’s is too much. #peaceneeded”

@Becker_Boris on.. er… golf: “But Rory or Ian need a birdie now…”

@Martina inspiring girl power: “Well done Nadia Petrova in Tokyo!!! First time she beat three top Tenners to win a title- you go girl!!!”

@ivokarlovic and Isner: “The guy on the plane last night asked me: Are you John Isner? I said: No. He said: You look like him. I asked:Is that a compliment? He left..”

Is a no-no a cocktail, @andyroddick?: “Big congrats to one of my best friends homer Bailey on pitching a no-no!!! I couldn’t be more excited for someone”

@bgtennis nation has to stop these nicknames: “Was very surprised the veteran Shark Nieminen took out the the Missile Raonic indoors in Bangkok thought he might win this tourney”